INFREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Fed up of the same answering the same regurgitated questions? Me too! Here are some of the more alternative ones that have landed in my inbox.
READY, STEADY... GO!
What’s the ugliest colour combination and why?
Mustard with basically any other colour… because no one looks good in a mild curry sauce!
Do you have a favourite London Station?
Baker Street, because Sherlock Holmes lives there.
What pizza topping do you hate?
Ham and pineapple because who wants fruit on their pizza?
What’s a trend you would like to see disappear forever?
Small lensed glasses, we aren’t in the Matrix people.
Most fanciable cartoon character?
Woody from Toy Story duh.
Warm lighting or bright white lighting?
Warm lighting, at my age that's the only option.
What’s something that you say a lot?
“OK”
Have you ever went through your rubbish bin looking for something you’d lost?
My son's braces got thrown out in a tissue once, we emptied all the bins and had to carefully open up all the used tissues... yes, what a joy that was!
Do you ever talk to yourself?
Yes and at least there's a chance someone listens…
What’s the one word that you always spell wrong?
Biscuit!!!!
Do you believe any conspiracy theories?
Yes, all of them... I don't believe a word anyone says anymore!
Name three people, dead or alive who you’d invite to a dinner party.
Princess Diana, Freddie Mercury & Robin Williams.
If you could bottle up any smell, what would it be?
New trainers and petrol…..
The last three things you bought.
iPhone, furry Birkenstocks & high waisted flared jeans.
What keeps you up at night?
That every day we wake up another day older!
In your opinion, what is the best cleaning product, ever?
Baby wipes, there's nothing you can’t clean with a baby wipe!
Do you always take your make-up off?
Yes, even if hammered, it's not even an option!
Tell us your favourite line of a song.
That's too hard! Okay.... “Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?” Bohemian Rhapsody... Freddie Mercury
What do you think about crop tops?
That no one over 12 should wear one
If you had to wear one item from your wardrobe every day for the rest of your life, what would it be
Jeans.